Tuesday, March 16, 2010

I should never, ever, ever take drugs.

Yesterday after going on a much needed picnic with my husband, we came home and took naps. Naps are great when you sleep for about thirty minuets, longer than that and you are just flat out sleeping in the middle of the day. We snuggled down around 4:45/5:00 p.m. and didn't wake up for over three hours. We felt a ton better but were worried about when we would fall asleep for the night. Around 1:30 last night I was starting to feel like laying in our cozy bed was a good idea but knew that there was no way I would fall asleep before 5:00am. So, I asked Erik if I could take one of his 10mg Ambiens, he said sure and that it was probably a good idea. After taking that tiny pill I went to sign off of my Facebook page, but I felt the need to do an update post. And this is what I posted:

  1. The house smells like Christmas, I've had a bath, and it's cool in our room. As soon as I sign out The Venture Bros. go in the dvd drive and sooth me to sleep with their adventures with Brock Sampson and the rest of the gang. Did I mention that I took one of Erik's ambien about fifteen minuets ago? I'm sleepy-weepy. I hope it's still Christmas tomorrow. I really like Christmas.
  2. Jesus was a cool guy. I bet he would have liked to knit and have picnics. He would sit on his front porch knitting scarves for all of the kids in the neighbor hood while he ate falafel's in pita bread, wearing Brikenstocks, and saying "How's it goin'?" to everyone that walked down his street. I want to be his neighbor, we would grow herb gardens and he would build one of those tomato hang things for us all to use, and he would teach me how to eat vegan and not to feel bad if I had a steak "Because life's about learning" he'd say.
  3. I LOVE MY DIRTY HIPPIE JESUS!

And that children is way Auntie Kristy should never do drugs.

Peace